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Are you motherly like Molly or narcissistic like Lockhart?
The sun’s not the only thing that rises, if you know what I mean.
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A man and his wife had been married for going on fifty years. They shared everything, but the one thing the old man’s wife asked him never to do was look in a old shoebox she kept on the top shelf of her closet.
Not thinking anything of it, the man never asked about its contents. He just figured it was one of those things… One day, when the old woman had fallen ill and didn’t have much longer to live, she called her husband to her hospital bed and told him it was time for him to take a look at the shoebox.
The old man went home, grabbed the box, and opened it. Inside, there were two crocheted dolls and bundles of money totaling $95,000.
“But…why? How?!” he stuttered, totally mystified by the cash.
“Right before we got married,” the old woman told her astonished husband, “my grandmother told me the secret to a happy marriage was to never argue. She said if I ever got angry with you, I should keep quiet and crochet a doll.”
The old man was touched. There were only two dolls in the shoebox – she had only been angry with him two times over the course of their marriage. He scooped his wife up and gave her a kiss.
“But where did the money come from?” He asked her.
“Oh, that?” She said with a smile, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”
My family has always put up a stocking for our dog, but he didn’t fully fathom the full importance of the Christmas gift and instead chose to pull ornaments off the tree. Why not? We were kind enough to place this enormous stick in the living room for him.
It seems he was not alone in his attitude toward the holiday season. Here are just a few of the Grinches of the animal kingdom!
1. I Have Claimed This Tree In The Name Of Mittens!
2. Guide your own damn sleigh.
3. The Presents Attacked Me!
4. Help!
5. Your family will pay for this for generations.
6. At Last! The Doom Of Santa Is Upon Thee!
7. Merry Christmas To Your Face!
8. I Will Poop In Your Stocking.
9. What Is Christmas? It Is But a Pagan Dream That Reminds Us That Materialism Is The True Lord And Savior.
10. That Looks Nothing Like Me.
11. This Christmas Party Sucks.
12. Look At Them, Jim. Don’t Let Them Win.
13. I Am Santa Clause?
14. I Know When You Are Sleeping. I Know When You’re Awake.
15. The OG Holiday Grouch.
Source: Diply
Who loves his widdle Chwismas hat? You do, Mittens! Yes you do! Mitten what are doing? Mittens, noooooooooooooooooooooooo.
The holidays are a great time to remember that your pets are family too. Share this with your friends who love animals by clicking below.
Exactly one year ago, Eldad Hagar of Hope For Paws rescued Miley, an abandoned dog that was left to die in a trash pile in Los Angeles. The 1-year old Husky female was in horrible shape, and would have died an excruciating death if she wasn’t found in time. The video showing her rescue went viral and was watched by 19 million people on YouTube, resulting in hundreds of adoption requests for lovely Miley.
In this new video, Eldad recounts Miley’s rescue and visits her in her loving new home. Just wait until you see the unbelievable transformation Miley underwent in just 12 months.
Miley was found in horrible condition, living in a trash heap.
Her incredible rescue video went viral, and when she was finally strong enough, Miley was adopted.
Take a look at Miley now, exactly one year after her rescue:
This video was produced by Jesse Dylan, Bob Dylan’s son and a big supporter of Hope For Paws’ mission. You can also help by making a small donation to Hope For Paws. It will help them save more precious lives.
Please share this video with others and inspire them to adopt shelter dog.
Caity Weaver (caity.kinja.com), writer at gawker.com has done what many of us only WISH we could do. She heard about the “Endless Apps” promotion at TGI Friday’s, and decided to hold the restaurant chain to its claim, by spending her entire day at the establishment, ordering nothing but mozzarella sticks. For 14 hours.
Bless you Caity, for doing the hard science, so we don’t have to.
Her story is detailed in her (very well-written and entertaining) article located here! If you’ve got an hour to kill (or have developed a minor trend for masochism and want to try it for yourself), read on dear reader! Read on.
In an interview with BBC’s Rory Cellan-Jones, world-famous British scientist and scientific mind Steven Hawking makes known his grave opinion regarding the advancement of Artificial Intelligence:
Says Professor Hawking: “Once humans develop Artificial Intelligence, it would take off on its own, and develop at an ever increasing rate. Humans, who are limited by slow biological evolution couldn’t compete, and would be superseded.”
Technological advances have been a constant with our modern society since the Industrial Revolution, and only recently in the 21st century are we seeing what this advancement into the digital age means: loss of privacy, cyberterrorism, and now the potential for the creation of a technology to surpass the human capability. Hawking provides incredible insight, and humanity is forced to consider its position as the dominant species against technological innovation in this respect. Food for thought.